So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim
I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
so i was on buzzfeed when this article came up about great american responses
like these are so accurate
we see ourselves
But but but NO.
you have failed to divine the purpose of the kobayashi maru test
The difference between bees and wasps.
Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980
I’m really proud to be a Fannibal. We are magnificent.
Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.
Sounds like playing with your food…
No, Hannibal, they said *don’t* break the skin. Oh, goddammit, Hannibal.